Gluttonous bulimic Toro roars to life to
Gobble and spew the plush white blanket.
It coughs and sputters, spins and chews
Projectiles thrown off the well-worn path.
Reggie Rooster plays hide and seek
Under Mae West’s white mink stole.
Now you see him
Now you don’t – cross dresser?
My socks keep working down…
Being eaten by ravenous shoes
Or are my ankles doing a tantalizing striptease?
Leave ‘em wanting more, Gypsy Rose would say…
I can’t believe they didn’t call off school today.